Shit happens in various world religions
Taoism
Shit happens.
Confucianism
Confucius says: “Shit happens”.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Shintoism
This shit happens everywhere.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christianity
Shit happens to sinners.
Islam
Shit happens if it is the will of God.
Polytheism
Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
Astrology
Shit is written in the stars.
Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism
Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.
Lutheranism
When shit happens, change the subject.
Calvinism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Anglicanism
More shit happens in Rome.
Presbyterianism
This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalism
It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodism
It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve it with grape juice.
Congregationalism
Shit that happens to one person is just as good as that happens to another.
Hasidism
Shit never happens the same way twice.
Orthodox Judaism
So shit happens, already!
Samaritanism
Your shit is my shit.
Zoroastrianism
Shit happens half of the time.
Jainism
All shit happens to be alive.
Sikhism
Leave our shit alone.
Ba'hai
We are the shit that happens.
Sufism
The wise man has other things on his mind when shit happens.
Mithra
Shit shall continue to happen until the return of Mithras.
Platonism
There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
Animism
Some shit happier than others.
Baptism
It 's not too bad if shit happens just before washing.
Anabaptism
It 's not so bad if shit happens, just clean up afterwards.
Mennonitism
Shit happens, but as long as you 're sorry, it 's OK.
Greek Orthodox Church
Shit happens, usually in three's.
Russian Orthodox Church
Do not think shit does not happen.
Seventh Day Adventism
No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Televangelism
Send more shit.
Evangelism
If shit happens, pass it on.
Unitarianism
All shit that happens, is one.
Universalism
All that happens, is one shit.
Christian Science
Shit happening is all in your mind.
Secular Humanism
Shit evolves.
Gnosticism
If shit happens, it 's a secret.
Theosophy
You don't know half of the shit that happens.
Puritanism
S*** can happen all day as long as you don't call it that.
Obscurantism
The shit that appears to be happening is an illusion.
Mysticism
Some weird shit is going on.
Occultism
Sh, it happens.
Shamanism
Holy shit!
Quakers
Let us not quarrel over this shit.
Amish
Shit happening is good for the soil.
Deism
God did not make this shit happen.
Sophism
If shit happens, don't step in it.
Solopsism
If it doesn't happen, it can't be shit.
Utopianism
This shit doesn't smell at all.
Darwinism
This shit was once food.
Creationism
No shit happened before Sunday 23 October 4004 BC.
Fundamentalism
Shit happens from within.
Chauvinism
No matter how shit, we happen.
Despotism
Let only one shit happen.
Feminism
Shit is male as it happens.
Nationalism
Shit happens in the global village.
Patriotism
Our shit happens better than yours.
Fascism
Shit happens right on time.
Marxism
Shit has nothing to lose but to happen.
Stalinism
In five years, shit will happen on an industrial scale.
Communism
Let 's share this shit.
Capitalism
That 's my shit.
Socialism
If shit happens, let 's distribute it equally.
Anarchism
This shit is going to hit the fan.
Commercialism
If shit happens, sell it.
12.marts 2020, 14:48 |
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